Yeh Dialogue Filmi Hai

Rare Pic of Sholay Crew

2009-08-18T12:29:00.001-07:00

Cool Bollywood Mimicry

2009-08-17T21:51:00.001-07:00

This is really cool. Check it out yourself.

Funny Indian Advertisements

2008-03-15T21:27:00.001-07:00

M-Seal

Funny Indian ad for Education Times ,TOI

Funny Indian ad for Godrej DVD Playe

Funny Indian ad for McDonald's - Dev Anand

Funny Indian Ad of Domino's Pizza

Another Funny Commercial of Domino's Pizza

Funny Indian Advertisements

2008-03-15T20:20:00.000-07:00

Social awareness about not smoking in public place

Award winning , funny Indian ad on eve teasing for AAJ TAK

Award winning & funny Indian ad for Glycodin

Humouros advertisement of a candy made in India

A marker can change the life

Gabbar Singh Intro - Sholay

2008-02-23T16:45:00.000-08:00

The best ever performance in Bollywood for a villainous role..

Old is Gold - Album 2

2007-09-07T22:34:00.000-07:00

1. Mana janab ne pukara nahi

2. Aankhon hi aanknon mein

3. Dil ka bhanwar

4. Sar Jo Tera Chakaraye

5. Sar Jo Tera Chakaraye

Old is Gold - Album 1

2007-09-05T23:32:00.000-07:00

Found some videos on Youtube. Sharing with you guys according to my choice...

1. Dekhne me bhola hai

2. Jahan Main Jati Hoon Wahin Chale Aate Ho

3. Kitni Thandi Hai Ye Rut

4. Dheere Dheere Machal Aye Dil-E-Beqaraar

5. Hum Aap Ki Aankhon Mein

6. Gore Gore O Banke Chhore

6. Babuji Dheere Chalna

7. Chor do aanchal

8. Leke Pehla Pehla Pyar

9. Jaane kahan mera jigar gaya ji

10. Ai Dil Mujhe Bata De

Funny Dialogue from 'Namak Halaal'

2007-06-28T15:54:00.000-07:00

In this scene Amitabh is introduced to Ranjeet.

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.

The Legacy of Sholay

2007-03-10T08:40:00.000-08:00

Why, legacy? because this is the only movie where every single character is more famous than any other movie. Be it the protagonists or side characters, be it villain or his sidekicks, be it a simple villager. Every single character has contributed to the success of this movie. Its the greatest story ever told in Bollywood film industry. Released in 1975, the movie became longest running Indian film in the theaters.

Do you know?
1. Sholay was India's first 70 mm, stereophonic sound film, premiered at Bombay's Minerva theater.
2. It was about to be declared a flop and removed from theaters when suddenly attendance started increasing and went on to become such a big hit that some theaters kept screening it for several years (yes, years).
3. Amzad Khan was not the first choice for Gabbar Singh's role. Initial offer went to Danny Denzongpa who was busy at that time so role went to second choice who was Gabbar Singh. I just can't think of any person other than Amzad Khan doing this role. He was destined to do this role.
4. Actor Amjad Khan was almost dropped from the project because scriptwriter 'Javed Akhtar' found his voice too weak for Gabbar Singh's role.
5. Initially Shatrughan Sinha was cast for playing Jai's role later replaced by Amitabh Bachan.
6. This was the first film in the history of Indian cinema to celebrate silver jubilee (25 weeks) at over a hundred theatres across India.
7. Amitabh Bachchan was almost killed at the end of the movie when a stray bullet from 'Dharmendra' missed him by inches.
8. The ending of the movie was changed where Thakur killed Gabbar because Indian Censor Board did not agree with the ending. A new ending was created which showed Police arresting Gabbar.

Remember Dharmendra's dialogue. This dialogue stuck to him and you could find him repeating same dialogue in every other movie.

Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga.chun chun ke maroonga

Another dialogue sequence (I wish I could post entire clip here):
Gabbar Singh (Amzad Khan) and his Chamchas.

GABBAR - Kitne aadami the ?
SAMBHA - Do, Sarkar..
GABBAR - Woh do the aur tum char, Phir bhi tum log wapas aa gaye...
Haramzado, Gabbar ka naam mitti main mila diya...
Iskee sazaa milegi, jaroor milegee...

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GABBAR - Tera kya hoga, re Sambha ?
SAMBHA - Maine to aapka namak khaaya hai, Sarkar..
GABBAR - To ab goli bhi kha le...

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Amitabh Vs Shahrukh - 'Don'

2007-02-28T20:44:00.000-08:00

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Original Don is a real classic. New version is more stylish though but then technology has more to do with it and not the individual performances. There is no alternative to originality. Old is always gold. I personally find Amitabh more stylish than Shahrukh. See the two greats in action here.

Don ka intezaar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai lekin Sonia Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

Famous Dialogues of Raj Kumar

2007-02-24T21:27:00.001-08:00

Raj Kumar had a unique style of dialogue delivery; very stylish in its own way and unmatchable which went on to become a trademark. Apart from his unique style of dialogue delivery, he was known for his show or scene stealing abilities. He has delivered some of very few memorable and famous dialogues in Bollywood. He is no more with us but will always be remembered for his roles and his deep voice.

See the great actor in action here. His very famous dialogues from Movie 'Waqt'..

Yeh bachchon ke khelne kee cheez nahin, haath kat jaye to khoon nikal aata hai

Chinoy Seth..Jinke apne ghar sheeshe ke hon woh doosron par pathar nahi phenka karte..

Some more common Bollywood dialogues

2007-02-24T21:05:00.001-08:00

1. Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai
2. Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai
3. Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega
4. Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley
5. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
6. Gaadi roko, Driver
7. Mai tumhaara yeh aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga
8. Watchman, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do
9. Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?
10. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa
11. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga
12. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti
13. Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ...
14. Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai
15. Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa to
16. Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna
17. Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan
18. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho
19. ham barbad ho gaye
20. pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai
21. Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai
22. Pesh hai aaj jaane-maane kalakaar
23. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
24. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai

Amitabh Bachan in 'Don'

2007-02-24T21:04:00.008-08:00

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Don ka intezaar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai lekin Sonia ek baat samajh lo Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai

Pet Dialogues

2007-02-24T21:04:00.007-08:00

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|                Prem Chopra                |
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Prem naam hai mera. Prem Chopra

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|                Dharmendra                 |
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Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga.chun chun ke maroonga

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|                Iftekar                          |
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Tum charo taraf se ghire hue ho.Yeh aakhri warning hai. Bhagne ki koshish bekar hai. Apne aap ko police ke hawale kar do.

Typical Situational Dialogues

2007-02-24T21:04:00.005-08:00

Situation - Actress has got pregnant unexpectedly and now would have to tell her lover. How many times did you hear this dialogue?
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main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon
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Now the same girl sharing her emotions with a friend or lover
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mein kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahi
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Now its the turn of girl's family
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Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe
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Girl's family to the girl
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Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha? Tune hame kahin ka nahi chora.
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Girl's father to hapless girl
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Main kehta hoon. Door ho jaa meri nazron sey..
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Girl's father to hapless girl
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Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein
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And before all that happened this is what the girl had to say to her lover
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Mai tumhare bina jinda nahi rah sakti
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Situation - If you happen to be poor and are a victim of anything, you would typically say..
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Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye..
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You just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
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Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey..
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You got caught for a murder and you are not guilty so you have to plead
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Judge sahab, maine yeh khoon nahi kiya.
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This is what a Policeman or Judge has to say to the innocent victim
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Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhta hai
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Now final moment has come to announce the decision
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Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey hue Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai..
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Or the opposite decision
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Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai..
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Again before this could happen someone must have testified. Right? so here is witness taking oath before testifying. Most of the times he or she is going to lie after taking oath..
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Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga
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A Policeman boasting
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Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain
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Typical style to stop a hero from doing something wrong
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Ruk jao..kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo
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Typical Maa to a Typical Beti on a typical occassion
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Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai
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This is what a dewar has to say to bhabhi at any given time
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Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai
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The main character of the movie has got something which is not in his control (normally he is superman and can do everything but sometimes he also runs in a helpless situation) he will go to a temple and say to BHAGWAAN
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Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga..
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Typical wife to her husband
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Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh ho.
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Typical Wife to her husband
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Aji sunte ho , munna ke pita jee
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Typical style to emotionally blackmail someone
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Agar tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhega/dekhegi
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Police asking someone to surrender who is hiding in some house or a building
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Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai
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Apne hathiyaar phenk do
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Villain's sidekick
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Boss! Maal pakda gaya
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Filmi gatekeeper
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Salaam Shaab
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Typical style to ask for help in any given helpless situation
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Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo..
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Happy occasion
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Lo! Muh meertha karo
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Bro
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Bhaiyaaa...
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Hapless girl
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Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chor do
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And this is what villain is going to say
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Tumhe bhawaan ke liye chor doon to main kya karoon? prasaad khaoon?
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Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
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Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital
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Main kahan hoon?
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Typical doctor's dialogues
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I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar saktey..
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Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai..
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Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..
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Angry father to his son
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Main tujhe ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga..
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A typical announcer
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Bhaiyon aur behno..
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Ladies and Gentelmen..
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Premika Premi se
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Hato naa.. Log kya kahenge..
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Typical son to his mother
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Maa tum kitni achi ho
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Taking the blame
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Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, milord!
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Wife to husband on suhaagraat
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Doodh pee lijiye
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Bechara hero to his girlfriend
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Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
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kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
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Typical way to greet someone
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Raam Raam kaaka
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And the response
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Jug Jug jiyo beta
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Typical farmer's dialogue
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mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai
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Typical way to threaten someone who is going to do something against your wish
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Agar tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga
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Any hot situation
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Zabaan ko lagaam do ..
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Hero has just cleared some exam
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Maa (or Pitaji), mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon
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Villain is asking for his diamonds
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Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai
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Villain has kidnapped Hero's mother and now threatening him
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Tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai
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Deewaar

2007-02-24T21:04:00.003-08:00

One of the best movies of all times! A real classic! Excellent performance and a great script. This movie has got so many memorable quotes and memorable performances. Everybody just fits in the character. In totality the movie is a treat to watch.

Here are few memorable quotes from the movie

Jab tak ek bhai bol raha hai, ek bhai sun raha hai. Jab ek mujrim bolega, ek police officer sunega

Amitabh Bachan - Aaj mere paas buildings hain, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaari hai, kya hai tumhare paas
Sashi Kapoor - Mere paas Maa hai