Typical Situational Dialogues

Situation - Actress has got pregnant unexpectedly and now would have to tell her lover. How many times did you hear this dialogue?
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main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon
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Now the same girl sharing her emotions with a friend or lover
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mein kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahi
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Now its the turn of girl's family
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Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe
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Girl's family to the girl
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Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha? Tune hame kahin ka nahi chora.
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Girl's father to hapless girl
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Main kehta hoon. Door ho jaa meri nazron sey..
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Girl's father to hapless girl
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Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein
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And before all that happened this is what the girl had to say to her lover
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Mai tumhare bina jinda nahi rah sakti
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Situation - If you happen to be poor and are a victim of anything, you would typically say..
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Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye..
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You just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
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Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey..
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You got caught for a murder and you are not guilty so you have to plead
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Judge sahab, maine yeh khoon nahi kiya.
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This is what a Policeman or Judge has to say to the innocent victim
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Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhta hai
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Now final moment has come to announce the decision
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Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey hue Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai..
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Or the opposite decision
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Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai..
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Again before this could happen someone must have testified. Right? so here is witness taking oath before testifying. Most of the times he or she is going to lie after taking oath..
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Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga
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A Policeman boasting
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Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain
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Typical style to stop a hero from doing something wrong
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Ruk jao..kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo
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Typical Maa to a Typical Beti on a typical occassion
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Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai
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This is what a dewar has to say to bhabhi at any given time
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Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai
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The main character of the movie has got something which is not in his control (normally he is superman and can do everything but sometimes he also runs in a helpless situation) he will go to a temple and say to BHAGWAAN
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Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga..
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Typical wife to her husband
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Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh ho.
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Typical Wife to her husband
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Aji sunte ho , munna ke pita jee
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Typical style to emotionally blackmail someone
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Agar tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhega/dekhegi
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Police asking someone to surrender who is hiding in some house or a building
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Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf sey tumhe gher liya hai
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Apne hathiyaar phenk do
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Villain's sidekick
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Boss! Maal pakda gaya
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Filmi gatekeeper
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Salaam Shaab
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Typical style to ask for help in any given helpless situation
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Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo..
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Happy occasion
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Lo! Muh meertha karo
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Bro
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Bhaiyaaa...
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Hapless girl
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Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chor do
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And this is what villain is going to say
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Tumhe bhawaan ke liye chor doon to main kya karoon? prasaad khaoon?
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Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
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Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital
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Main kahan hoon?
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Typical doctor's dialogues
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I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar saktey..
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Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai..
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Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..
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Angry father to his son
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Main tujhe ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga..
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A typical announcer
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Bhaiyon aur behno..
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Ladies and Gentelmen..
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Premika Premi se
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Hato naa.. Log kya kahenge..
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Typical son to his mother
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Maa tum kitni achi ho
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Taking the blame
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Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, milord!
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Wife to husband on suhaagraat
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Doodh pee lijiye
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Bechara hero to his girlfriend
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Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
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kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
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Typical way to greet someone
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Raam Raam kaaka
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And the response
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Jug Jug jiyo beta
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Typical farmer's dialogue
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mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai
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Typical way to threaten someone who is going to do something against your wish
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Agar tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga
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Any hot situation
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Zabaan ko lagaam do ..
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Hero has just cleared some exam
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Maa (or Pitaji), mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon
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Villain is asking for his diamonds
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Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai
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Villain has kidnapped Hero's mother and now threatening him
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Tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai
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