Funny Dialogue from 'Namak Halaal'

In this scene Amitabh is introduced to Ranjeet.

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

Ranjeet: O shut up.

13 comments:

rajeev said...

I have made corrections in the precious comment as it was errorneous



I can Talk English,I can walk English,I can Laugh English because English is a very Funny Language.Bhairo becomes Baron and Baron becomes Bhairo because there mind's are very Narrow.In the Year 1929 sir,when India was playing against Australia in Melbourne city,Vijay Merchent and Vijay Hajare,they were at the crease and Vijay Merchet told Vijay Hajare,look Vijay Hajare-This is a very Prestigious match and you must consider this match very carefully.So considering the consideration that Vijay Hajare gave Vijay Merchant,Vijay merchent told Vijay Hajare that ultimately we must take a run and when they were striking the ball on the leg side Sir,the consideration became into a ultimatum and ultimately Vijay Hajare went to Vijay Merchant.
Similarly Sir,In the Year 1979,when India was playing against Pakistan in Wankhade stadium,Bombay,Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari they were at the crease and Wasim Bari gave the same consideration to Wasim Raja and Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari-look Sir,This ultimately has to end in a consideration which i cannot consider,therefore the consideration that you are giving me must be considered very ultimately.Therefore,the run that they were taking,Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari-Wasim Bari you take a run,and ultimately both of them ran and considerately they got out------spoken by Arjun Singh wald Bheem Singh wald Dashrath singh in the Movie Namak halal.

amit verma said...

this is perfect

Unknown said...

This is the perfect one as same in the movie

Computereasynotesinhindi said...

Amit sir ji roozana asse he famous laughing aapni filmo ke dialogue revise karte hain raat mein.

Unknown said...

Very nice rajeev ji.thanks

Unknown said...

Best funny dialogue ever of big b

Unknown said...

Ggggg

Unknown said...

Thanks

Unknown said...

Perfect word to word

aayesha said...

Perfect.

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much..I got this dialogues from you.

Competitors Canvas said...

*An ultimatum

Unknown said...

This is perfect. Thanks